Tuesday, January 15, 2013

"Gun control means using both hands."

Gun control.  The issue has taken center stage over the past month as lawmakers work out a way to keep law-abiding citizens from exercising their 2nd Amendment right.

Not wanting to be behind the times, Russinize Your Day decided to do a poll (We love these things!).  We sent our one female reporter (she's black too, so...yay...also if Russinize Your Day was a TV show (Lord willing someday) it would be me in a dress...oh, but then I would have to do black face too which is racist...whatever, we'll fire her if we ever get to the small screen) to the streets to talk to your everyday Joe's about their feelings on gun control.

We asked each person on a scale of "1 to Chicago" how well they thought gun control would prevent future gun crimes.  The results will surprise you:
  • 85% answered "New York."
  • 10% couldn't locate Chicago on a map.
  • 5% giggled and ran away.
 However 100% agreed that they were excited about new restrictions as they will make bad guys finally follow laws.

Russ VanAllen
- I will be away for the next few months playing the lead in the national tour of Thoroughly Modern Millie.

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