Hello, I'm Russ VanAllen. Wow, 5 months. What a landmark (Yeah, it's a real accomplishment...(Hey! Shut-up! This is a letter to the readers, not a regular blog post.)...Sorry...). As I was saying, for the past 5 months I have been more than proud to bring you the best entertainment boredom can buy. And, I will continue to push ahead into the future following the very simple motto of Russinize Your Day: Life. It's what we live. Here I take life and ruin it's self-esteem. That is why I do what I do. That and progressing towards the true goal of Russinize Your Day and the Russell VanAllen Corporation: World Domination. Unfortunately that's a field that is very crowded with the likes of Disney, Apple and the Democratic National Committee. But have no fear, we will achieve our end all goal. For now, I will continue to Russinize Your Day, ruin life's self-esteem and wear pants, however not in that order and not all the time. So, stay tuned for more wonderfully crafted, masterful blog posts that you know you will read.
President of Life...