Saturday, July 3, 2010

To the lady with no personal boundries...

...stay out of mine!! Just because you feel the need to get all up close and personal with people you don't know (And frankly who don't want to know you) doesn't mean you have to lean across me and have a conversation with somebody. OK, well let me set the scene for you. Here I am enjoying a pleasant evening waiting to be used as a film extra. All us extra folk are sitting in about three different rows of pews, me being in the front row (Naturally, I'm a whore for attention). Suddenly this woman decides that she's going to have a conversation with some other annoying individual in the row behind me. Instead of doing the logical thing and going directly to that person, she feels the need to set herself up in the row in front of me, lean over me and carry on the loudest conversation with this person in the history of conversations (Nobody wants to hear, or even cares, what you're saying!!). I will give her a little credit, even though there was enough room to go and sit by the person on the other end of the conversation, that person had really annoying children with them so I probably wouldn't have gone close to them either (Kids are dumb...)...but in that case, JUST DON'T HAVE THE CONVERSATION! As a warning in the future, any invasion of my personal space will be taken as an act of war and will be dealt with accordingly. That is all.

Russ VanAllen
To the singers who are big in Europe and then come here and feel entitled: This isn't Europe, this is America (Last time I checked) and we don't know who you are, and don't care who you are. Yours truly.

6 comments:

  1. One question, if you were in the front row, how did she get into the row in front of you?

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  2. I was in the front row of the three, there were more rows but I don't care about those rows. Sheesh! Pay attention!

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  3. If you think that's bad, then imagine what it's like to read your blog! -Tim Cerchia (says Daniel, but it's me).

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  4. The irony of that statement, Daniel, is that my blog may be bad and a poor read, but you still read it.

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  5. Kids might be dumb...but they don't use apostrophes where they are not needed. ("Kid's are dumb,").

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  6. HA! Very true Larry. That wasn't the original phrase, though. It started as something else and then I changed it. That happens all the time, I'll type a sentence and then go back and reword it. Unfortunately, I forget to fix the grammar in them...

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